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Fri, Dec. 21st, 2007, 03:13 am [misc] Surrealism du Jour

I just got mail -- the old fashioned kind, on paper -- from "Call to Action": Dear Friend,
Do you believe that your ideals and convictions are not represented by the current leadership of the Catholic Church? Er, well, yes, I suppose I do. Do you believe that the Church is crippled by its inability and unwillingness to address fundamental issues of justice? Not anywhere as much as it is crippled by its obstinent theism, but, hey, it is a church, you know. Do you believe that you no longer have a place in your [sic!] Catholic Church? My what now? I'm pretty sure I don't have a Catholic Church, or, really, any sort of church at all; it's an awfully small apartment and I think I would notice, even despite all the unfiled sheet music it might roll beneath. At this point I check the envelope, fully expecting to see either someone else's name or, as with the Vinyard Christian Fellowship USpam, "resident". But, no; my actual, personal name and address are on this thing. *boggle* It almost makes me wish I had a Rabbi to share it with. (Hmmm, does donating to an organization that strives to democratize and liberalize the Catholic Church qualify as: A mitzvah Tzedakah Tikkun olam Discordianism All of the above, or Other? Support your reasoning with the relevant citations.) How in Hermes' sweet name did I get on this list?
Fri, Dec. 21st, 2007 09:50 am (UTC)
kelkyag

Discordianism, but only if you require them to spend the money you donated on hot dogs, with buns, for a Friday meeting on the Humor and the Church.
Fri, Dec. 21st, 2007 12:25 pm (UTC)
londo

Wieners, in buns, no condiments. Anything else is wrong.
Fri, Dec. 21st, 2007 11:56 pm (UTC)
londo

That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat that. I hope Hank kicks the shit out of you.
Fri, Dec. 21st, 2007 11:27 am (UTC)
twisted_times
Absolutely Discordianism, it's probably the only Religion that makes any significant amount of sense.
For bonus points and get a massive karmic gain, put the letter and envelope inside another envelope (preferably purple with pink polka dots) and send it to:
Eris, 23 Armageddon Way, Halfway up Mount Olympus, Just around the corner from the homemade bakery and matchstick model shop, Greece.
[Fnord]
Fri, Dec. 21st, 2007 12:47 pm (UTC)
twistedchick
Mitzvah. Call to Action supports the equal ordination of women as priests and the equality of everyone regardless of sexuality.
Fri, Dec. 21st, 2007 01:20 pm (UTC)
cvirtue

Someone may have given them your name as a joke?
Fri, Dec. 21st, 2007 10:27 pm (UTC)
siderea

Possibly, but that doesn't seem to be either vicious enough or funny enough to make a good joke. Most of my friends are wittier than that, I think.
Fri, Dec. 21st, 2007 01:42 pm (UTC)
shalmestere
How in Hermes' sweet name did I get on this list?At a guess, your name got "sold" to a mailing-list service. Do you subscribe to any liberal/progressive publications? Go to any conferences? Shop from mailorder catalogues? Those are all potential junk-mail vectors. (I used to get some iiiiiinnnnnteresssting junk mail when I subscribed to Mother Jones....)
Fri, Dec. 21st, 2007 10:31 pm (UTC)
siderea
Do you subscribe to any liberal/progressive publications?Not in print. The only magazine I get is a trade rag for therapists. (ETA: Oh, and the quarterly academic journal and monthly newsletters of a prof. org. for mental health counselors.) Go to any conferences?Horribly, the only conference I've made it to in, er, years, has been SDBestPractices. I mean, aside from things like SF conventions. I don't think Arisia would be the sort of mailing list they'd want. Shop from mailorder catalogues?A few. Does Coldwater Creek have anything to do Catholicism? The only thing I can think of is charitable and political giving. But... I don't think that the ACLU, EFF or HRC would be the sort of organizations an internal Catholic political movement would be inclined to buy addresses from. *shrug* Maybe the Cambridge Firefighters' widows and orphans fund? Edited at 2007-12-21 10:32 pm (UTC)
Fri, Dec. 21st, 2007 03:14 pm (UTC)
selkiechick: All fo the above...
You made me go look up words. I haven't had to do that in years.
Thank you.
Fri, Dec. 21st, 2007 03:21 pm (UTC)
conana

I think I'd go for Tikkun Olam and Discordianism. I'm not sure that I believe all democratization is Discordian, but when it's an institution that you don't belong to or want to belong to, the label seems apt. I surely do believe that this work would make the world a better place. Though now I'm curious about the roots of the term; I don't know what to cite. I'll accept that it's in pursuit of justice, but I don't really see Tzedakah being used to describe anything that isn't about poverty. And the list of mitzvot is long, so I'll only claim that nothing comes to mind off hand.
Fri, Dec. 21st, 2007 07:59 pm (UTC)
dianec42
I think I'd go for Tikkun Olam and Discordianism. Same here. I can't really see it as Tzedakah, as that seems to be of the more demanding/obligatory nature, and I just cannot see this as being obligatory. (-: However, it *definitely* falls into the categories of making the world a better place, and random senseless acts.
Fri, Dec. 21st, 2007 05:05 pm (UTC)
roaming

Too late! You opened the envelope and handled the contents, which were blessed with Holier Than Thou water. You will be assimilated. Resistance is. . . ooooh, shiney stained glass! Flickering candles! Golden raiment!
Sat, Dec. 22nd, 2007 04:49 pm (UTC)
ironphoenix

*snerk* Nice... sounds like someone from one of the (many) liberal grassroots groups in the church jumped to some rather ill-founded conclusions; it's hard to know where from without knowing what other fora you're known in, though. Not to mention, in which of them it's possible to determine your contact information.
Mon, Dec. 24th, 2007 05:49 pm (UTC)
sethg_prime

My wife once got mailed solicitations for magazines aimed at African-Americans. Our working theory is that some mailing-list vendor (or perhaps, the statistical model deep in the bowels of some mailing-list vendor) thinks that someone who lives in an urban area and buys hats by mail must be black. So how are these guys going to democratize and liberalize the Catholic Church? Do they have a plan to rig the next papal election?
Mon, Dec. 24th, 2007 09:06 pm (UTC)
siderea
So how are these guys going to democratize and liberalize the Catholic Church? Do they have a plan to rig the next papal election?I wasn't able to tell. It reminds me of a fabulous sentence in an article I once read which I so regret not capturing to my quote file; it went something to the effect of, "So and so sees a place in the Catholic Church for democracy, liberalization, and similar reforms, and that place is Protestantism."
Tue, Dec. 25th, 2007 06:53 am (UTC)
dvarin
Pretty much. The Catholic Church an inherently non-democratic institution--teaching authority is linked to apostolic succession. Nowadays they're not doing much in the way of coercion, so you're not stuck there against your will--if you claim to be Catholic, it's because you believe. And in an organization defined by a particular belief set, it makes no sense to say, "I am a member of this group because I believe in X, but I think X is wrong and, as a member, I demand you change it." The proper thing to do there is to find a new group. (Hi! Came via cellio.)
Tue, Dec. 25th, 2007 05:35 pm (UTC)
siderea

Welcome! if you claim to be Catholic, it's because you believe. And in an organization defined by a particular belief set,Whoa, there! Both those statements are a naive-unto-false oversimplification of the nature of religion. No religion is solely defined by its beliefs. And it's perfectly understandable that people would want to shift the belief system of their culture. And, after all, if you only disagree with a small fraction of the doctrine, trying to figure out how to get that change is a reasonable idea, in light of one's personal investment in the who thing. Especially if part of what you agree with is that your church is the only church worth belonging to. It's just that they're probably doomed. It's a system rigged to resist change from below to a breathtaking extent. There sure don't seem to be means to change things from below.
Wed, Dec. 26th, 2007 06:50 am (UTC)
dvarin
Probably should have phrased that as an opinion: "If you claim to be Catholic, it ought to be because you believe." Participating in all those proscriptions, rituals, culture, whatever, is an implicit declaration that you believe them to be valid, and to do so without actually believing them to be valid (because, for example, you've discarded their nominal justifications) seems to be... extremely dishonest, to say the least. (And, yes, I'm going to take on a moral system long enough to declare falsehood a major crime. I did mention this was my opinion. :) )
And while an entire religion cannot be defined merely as its beliefs, official/declared membership can be, and in the case of Catholicism (where major heresies get you automatic excommunication), often is. Admittedly this is primarily an instance of social aspects being used to enforce belief, but this sort of directed application seems to just underline that the entire thing is centered around "belief". As opposed to Judaism, where it's much more explicitly tribal.
To some extent it's also personal semantics. If you declare yourself to be a particular brand of Christian or Buddhist or Alien Cultist or what-have-you, and that group has a public official doctrine, set of practices, and culture (along with the centralized document or organization that makes the first two possible), then I expect you to subscribe to all of it, and if you really mean that you participate in some but not all, then you had better use an adjective to that effect. In this light, my comment on your entry is my latest foray into pushing my dictionary out on the rest of the world. :)
I did forget about the personal investment aspect. Probably this was caused by thinking the ability of any popular movement to change Catholic doctrine to be nil, so the only way to get different doctrine is to leave--weighing effort didn't even come into it.
[Edited several times. Due to the hour I'm not sure if this comment passes coherency checking, but hopefully you will interpret it correctly. If not, my prophets will be available next week to decry your heresy.]
Wed, Dec. 26th, 2007 02:49 pm (UTC)
sethg_prime

I am reminded of a comment by Teresa Nielsen Hayden that goes something like this: "Saying that Catholicism is defined by the Vatican and the Curia is like saying that SF fandom is defined by the Worldcon committee." In the extreme case, I assume that if the Pope converted to Islam and declared ex cathedra that everyone else should do the same, a small army of canon lawyers would come up with a way to impeach him. On the other extreme, if Wikipedia is to be trusted, you have the sedevacantists. WRT to the non-extreme case at hand, though, it looks like the previous Pope did a very thorough job at packing official Catholic institutions with conservative loyalists, and it also looks like the leadership would be happy to let half of the practicing Catholics quit if it meant that the remaining half would follow their idea of doctrinal purity. So I don't know where the Catholic liberals can exert leverage. (Disclaimer: as a member of one of the more illiberal Jewish sects, I don't really have a vested interest in either side here....)
Wed, Dec. 26th, 2007 04:20 pm (UTC)
dvarin
I assume that if the Pope converted to Islam and declared ex cathedra that everyone else should do the same,
It would only take one. Pretty sure converting to Islam is another one of those auotmatic excommunications--it's staying as Pope that would require the army of lawyers and theologians. Essentially this is what the sedevacantists are arguing has already happened, no? The Pope disqualified himself by committing heresy, and they don't buy the justifications.
Catholicism being defined by the curia seems more like saying that English is defined by Webster and Strunk & White. Also not quite true, but the process and relation between the two seems more similar. (Excepting in that it takes a lot less time for a new word to make it into those books than it takes for a new doctrine to make it into Catholicism canon. Hence my other comment about just bailing for Protestantism being easier.)
Another major difference is that fans came before worldcon, but theoretically, the hierarchy (in the form of a certain guy from Nazareth) came before Catholicism. If the worldcon committee got together (breaking off from some other con) and said, "Hey, we should have this new variant of a genre, and we should be fans of it", and then they coined a new term, Worldconite, which meant a fan of their new genre like they were. Then later on a bunch of people declared that they were Worldconites too but totally disagreed with the committee on some major issue. Are they actually worldconites? I dunno, it's one of those wars of semantics to figure it out--the new guys have to publically redefine the word to include them. My current position on the matter is originalist, that Roman Catholics are those in communion with the Holy See. (They publish a three inch book detailing exactly what that means, which I don't recommend attempting to read without a translation dictionary.)
Tue, Dec. 25th, 2007 06:45 am (UTC)
multislackerkim

My dead cat Pooter used to get the Rohm and Haas employee newsletter (and still gets fairly regular credit card solicitations and other things), simply because his name is in the phone book (unless he signed up for mailing lists -- and took a job at the local chemical company -- when I wasn't looking).
Tue, Dec. 25th, 2007 05:40 pm (UTC)
siderea

Well, do you know where he was third shift?
Tue, Dec. 25th, 2007 08:29 pm (UTC) (Anonymous)
Hmmmm...now that you mention it, the vet said he had to put the cat down, but it could have been just a big cover up so the "cat genius" chemical engineer wouldn't have to share his paycheck...spending cat life number 10 with a 9 to 5...
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