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Wed, Sep. 24th, 2008, 12:32 am
[psych, humor?] Dysfunctional Lightbulb

From a comment on makinglight
Q: How many children of a dysfunctional family does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Your brother would know.

Wed, Sep. 24th, 2008 04:43 am (UTC)
emberleo

Daaaayum!

I'm keeping that one, if I may?

--Ember--

Wed, Sep. 24th, 2008 05:09 am (UTC)
the_xtina

*cracks up*

Wed, Sep. 24th, 2008 05:47 am (UTC)
_rck_

Sorry, I fear I do not get it. Is the answer supposed to be a barb?

Wed, Sep. 24th, 2008 01:59 pm (UTC)
benndragon

Attacks in English are done more frequently with intonation than with the words themselves because you get in less trouble that way. Sadly intonation doesn't come through so well on the internet (which might be part of why attacks on the internet are "meaner", i.e. more words-based). This post mentions a case of using intonation in opposition to words (she's referring to this ad) and includes a way of writing out intonation. If the punchline was written in that manner I think it would be: your BROTHER would KNOW.

Wed, Sep. 24th, 2008 03:14 pm (UTC)
mistresshawk

One of the trademarks of a dysfunctional family is that they tend to put each other down, and living in the family has a tendency to resemble a 'survival of the fittest' sort of scenario. Parents will often pit children against each other / compare children to each other , very rarely in a positive way.

" Your brother would know. " is sort of short for " your *brother* would know, because unlike *you* he isn't a stupid freak, and why the hell can't you do anything right and Jimmy always knows the answer so why don't you? "

... mostly. It's an attack against one child, implying they aren't as smart/good/knowledgeable as the brother.

Wed, Sep. 24th, 2008 06:02 am (UTC)
kelkyag

Ouch.

Wed, Sep. 24th, 2008 01:12 pm (UTC)
quantumkitty

Or just that look that says "You do not say that, and you're a bad person for even thinking about it. And I'm not telling you why."

Wed, Sep. 24th, 2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
indicolite

The fact that, even though I got the joke, I could not get the intonations right when I tried saying it, bodes well for any children I may eventually have.

Wed, Sep. 24th, 2008 09:32 pm (UTC)
belle_marmotte

Something as an only child I've never had to hear.

Thu, Sep. 25th, 2008 01:37 am (UTC)
cellio

Zing! That's excellent, in a sad, twisted kind of way.